WHY ARE YOU IN MY TAVERN??! ARE YOU GOING TO BE "NICE" TO ME?  HUH?  IS THAT IT?  YOU THINK YOU CAN COME IN HERE AND SWEET TALK ME??!! ME??!! LEAVE ME BE FOR COW'S SAKE!! GO PLAY SOME GAMES OR SOMETHING!

Name that Limit ~ The Queen's favorite!

I Have a Dress Just Like That ~ Confuse everyone around you!

Spin the Bottle, the Next Generation ~ Boring party? No one worth kissing? This is the game for you!

The "Oh Fuck" Game ~ Oh, fuck........

Amendments to Monopoly ~ Play by these rules, preferably without the other players' knowledge!

Madminton ~ Work out some rage!

 LOOK, I DON'T LIKE YOU, OK?  BUT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU HOW TO WIN ANY GAME, EVER.  WHY? BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING POPPY, AND POPPIES DO NICE THINGS FOR PEOPLE WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT!!!

SO HERE'S THE DEAL:

MAKE 'EM LAUGH.

NO, REALLY, THAT'S IT.  CHEAT, STEAL, WHATEVER.  THEY'RE TOTALLY INTO THAT KINDA THING.  BUT TO GET AWAY WITH IT, YOU'VE GOTTA DO IT FUNNY STYLE.  SO LONG AS YOUR MOVE, METHOD OR JUSTIFICATION CRACKS 'EM UP, YOU'RE GOLDEN.  THE WAY THEY SEE IT, RULES ARE BORING UNTIL BROKEN.

THERE.  NOW GET OUGHTTA MY HAIR - ER, PETALS.