Didlisquat has been blessed with many a brave individual, willing to take on the tasks no others could dare!  You call them superheroes, but we call them Lacks.  These asexual villagers never hesitate to use their amazing powers for the good . . . . er, well, they never hesitate to use them. 

Uber Flash: So fast, even the really, really fast guy down the street can't beat it!

Uber Lush: Able to draw forth the powers of drunkenness at will!

Uber Obvious: Able to point out the single most obvious of observable facts without even breaking a sweat! Beat that "Captain" Obvious.

Uber Inept: Capable of rendering any situation a complete failure!

Flannel Man: Armed with an arsenal of various striking patterns of uber-plaid, it does its best to be warm and fuzzy, keeping winter beds safe across the world!

Vulgarr, the Vomitous Mass: Evil, beware its mighty girth, for it comes equipped with Fat Rolls of Squalid Justice(c)!

The Avenging Camera Man and his Sidekick, Film Boy: Wherever a picture needs taking, wherever an innocent suffers a photogenic face, the Avenging Camera Man and its sidekick Film Boy will be there.  Faster than a speeding shutter, they arrive on any photoshoot to save the day!

D-Man: Yes, D-Man, the one and only lack of that famous Didli village, Scnaner!   Only Queenie and Phil know its true identity after the Royal Ranter provided them with the necessary clue!

Banaenae Brad: Saving the world one  yellow oblong fruit at a time!