The Polka Dot Border Forest - where all the trees are sideways and a polka dot border surrounds the perimeter.   

The Ravine of Death - It's a ravine . . .  OF DEATH!!!!!

The Crater of Mike - Hey Mike, what do you think we should name this?  Uh-huh...really? Well, no, I guess I don't have any better ideas..............

Lissa's Mountain - Hey Lissa, what do you think we should name this?  Uh-huh...really?  Well, no, I guess I don't have any better ideas (bunch of narcissistic mumble grumble).....................

The Mystic Mons - Where the magic happens. It's neutral territory, so this is where we host reunions and other assorted gatherings.

The Forbidden Icepack of Mystery - OooooOoooOooo, it's a mystery!

The Lumber Yards of Yonder - Over yonder . . . see 'em?  No no, a little more yonder . . . the lumber....

The Caverns of Id/Castle Caverns - The official name on the map is The Caverns of Id, but call them the Castle Caverns and you'll sound like a true native!

The Boulders of What's-His-Face - Hey What's-His-Face, what do you think we should name this?  Uh-huh...um, sure, its ok.........I really need to learn to say no............................... 

The Cave of Tractor Pulls - Beware, for inside live the carnivorous Tractor Pulls!  They'll eat your face, no joke!

The Tractor of Tractor Pulls - The king of the Tractor Pulls.  He lives outside the cave, putting himself at risk to protect his people.

The Crater of Pillows - Jump on in....I dare ya!  On my honor, there's absolutely nothing misleading about this name.  Nope, nothing at all!

The Boards of Heffer - Hey Heffer, what do you think...............................................ah, screw it.

The Trench of Heffer - No, no, I didn't mean screw YOU!  I would never...no, Heffer...Heffer, come out of the room please.  I can hear you crying....please?  I would like to apologise.  Here, what if I name the Trench after you? 

The Land of Lucifer - I'm not even going to bother asking, since I already know you to be the most narcissistic of them all.  Um, sweetie, I'm not sure that should be taken as a compliment.....

The Stockpile of Lucifer - Most people don't glow when you call them a narcissist.

The Unnamed Mountains - They have no name!

Stone Binge - Archeology suggests that the Gravel Purge used to lay next to the Stone Binge, OoooOooo!

The Outlands - We don't talk about them..............

The Dignified Torture Chamber - We're very classy about these things.  As far as torture chambers go, it's rather swanky.

So-low Valley - So very, very low.

Wrobel Barrel - In fond memory, R.I.P.

Didli Village - The village where the People live their daily lives.

Castle George - Often referred to as Didli Castle. "Castle George" is reserved for more formal occasions.

Twinkletoes Desert - Full of hawt fairies.  Queers of the world, eat your hearts out!

The Blacktop River Magee - A river where the water runs black. Never been explained, but scientific tests have shown the water to be normal in all other respects.

The Plumber's Junkyard - Where the plumbers, and everyone else, throw their junk.  Didlisquat has a very efficient system set up to clean the junkyard annually.

The Snoring Log - The keep where we keep our Relic Keeper.

The Forest Of  - That's it.  Really.

The Forest of Not - Not the Forest Of. Let's keep things straight, people.

Bouldlygoh - Where no man has gone before.

Scnaner - Home of the legendary D-Man!

Seedy Tavern - Where the Queen, the Priestess, and anyone who's anyone go to drink their drinks and play their games.

Didli Ocean - Deep and beautifully clear.  Rod Stewart owns real estate on the ocean floor and is known to vacation there with the family.  Excellent opportunity to fulfill your dream of combining scuba diving with celeb watching!